Kitchen Utensils... OF DOOM!

[Jojee]

A pot! I'll use it as a shield to block any incoming bullets and whack them on the head with it

[smittenkitten]

A bin lid Battle Royale style! *pow pow*

To protect myself from the ebil kitchen utencils I may encounter when I go into a dark alley at night.

[Boosk]

Does dual-wielding count? Because I would use a fork and knife. A knife is an obvious choice, but a fork in the eye would be the perfect finish.

Or perhaps...Spoon in the eye!!

[Vincent, Thunder God]

Does dual-wielding count? Because I would use a fork and knife. A knife is an obvious choice, but a fork in the eye would be the perfect finish.

Or perhaps...Spoon in the eye!!

Yeah, finishing with a spoon is like saying "I'm so badass, I can inflict pain with a spoon! Ha!"

[Avarice-ness]

Does dual-wielding count? Because I would use a fork and knife. A knife is an obvious choice, but a fork in the eye would be the perfect finish.

Or perhaps...Spoon in the eye!!

Yeah, finishing with a spoon is like saying "I'm so badass, I can inflict pain with a spoon! Ha!"

Actually there's this guy in my Algebra class who told someone that he could cut him with a spoon and then cut him with a spoon. And then the next day the teacher made fun of him because he always keeps talking so class is never let out early and he stomped out all angry, so now we think he's going to get us with either a bomb, or a spoon, or a bomb-spoon.

That kind of sucks.

[Proxy]

a blender. take that bad guise.

[McLovin']

I would keel with a spoon. One smack on the forehead and KO!

[Araciel]

potato masher.

think about it.

[Momiji]

I'd use a good old heavy frying pan.

[oddler]

Rolling pin. Old school cartoon style.

[Tavrobel]

A pair of chopsticks. Use one to block the trigger of the gun (if he has one), and the other to gouge out his eye. Alternatively, you could try eating his/her hair and see how much they freak out.

[Goldenboko]

I'd hit him on the head with a frying pan

[Jessweeee♪]

CAN OPENER! I'd pinch his arm with it!