Keep pointy teeth and rip apart meat with them, BUNNI.

I had braces all through High School because my dentist said "You need braces," and my mother is a hypochondriac and literally thought I would die without them. My teeth were, in fact, completely fine, and post-braces they looked exactly the same. But now I have a wire grafted on the bottom teeth behind the front three for the rest of my life and a crappy retainer I have to wear at night. Except I don't wear the retainer, I just tell her I wear it. Then she always says "See, that retainer keeps your teeth so straight!", and all my organs threaten to shut down from anger when she says it, but I just smile and repress it in hopes I get a tumor and die from that instead. Doesn't she know Dentists tell 99% of all kids they need braces ;_;