Sub-swearwords

[ReloadPsi]

I cannot deny that a cuss like a sailor, nor can I deny that I consider the "F" word to be the single best word in the English language, but due to the censorship imposed on this forum I have come to really enjoy using what I will henceforth refer to as sub-swearwords, allegedly unoffensive alternatives such as "smeg" or "smegging" (of Red Dwarf fame, though its origins date much further back than that), "friggin'", "frickin'", "freakin'" and "bloody"... I don't actually mind seeing smurf and the four skulls in my own posts but the comic tone to those words adds to the fun of language for me. Plus I keep getting utterly rollocked for swearing too much in college seeing as I'm 22 and some of my class are 16.

English, man. It's a great language for cursing in.

Thoughts?

[Araciel]

Thoughts?

I like smurfing swearing.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

As long as swearing isn't used to offend someone, I see no problems with its use in moderation. If I'm ticked off, I'm likely to swear a bit. Of course, over-using it is just immature, and swearing just for the sake of swearing is as well. If there's actually a reason behind it, fine.

[Sergeant Hartman]

Oh fucrying out loud!

[LunarWeaver]

I enjoy smurf because it is very flexible and can be used just about anywhere. Like smurf you or I'll smurf your smurfing mom until her smurfing brains smurfing fall out on the smurfing floor ya smurf. What other word can pull that off? The word smurf is like level 99.

[theundeadhero]

I think you should go wash your mouth out with soap!

[Skyblade]

Frell (which originated on the incredibly awesome sci-fi show Farscape) is easily the greatest curseword of all time. Due to the similarity between it and hell, it can be used in any situation that the latter can, and, due to its meaning, can be used in any situation where the more known "f word" would be appropriate. It has unmatched versatility, and it references an awesome TV show that not enough people know of. What need would anyone have for another curseword?

Personally, I'm not a big fan of cursing, as it almost never actually adds anything to a conversation, and I feel that given how often most people curse, the words lose their impact. There's nothing shocking about cursewords when people use them all the time, so what's the point?

[Ramza Beoulve]

English, man. It's a great language for cursing in.

Thoughts?

If you want to curse, you have to smurfingly do it in Spanish. That's when the cursing gets EXTREME

[Skyblade]

English, man. It's a great language for cursing in.

Thoughts?

If you want to curse, you have to smurfingly do it in Spanish. That's when the thing gets GREAT

"There is no curse in Entish, Elvish, or the tongues of men for this treachery."

Fortunately, I know some Dwarvish.

[Peegee]

Anybody know any Japanese words for swearing that isn't just speaking rudely or just an insult?

[Iceglow]

I swear at people all the smurfing time though one of my fave alternatives to smurf has be be Feth which originated in the Warhammer 40000 novel series "Gaunts Ghosts" very useful I also use Frell, Feck, Smeg and a whole plethora of the banned words.

[Bunny]

I use the bad words a lot. I think the f-word should be censored to frak though.

[duckie]

why would you want to curse anyways? it makes you sound unintelligent.

[Loony BoB]

I swear a lot when around those that are comfortable with my swearing, but I don't generally swear at people or try to offend people with them. I don't like people who swear at EoFF. I think people who try to get around the filter or get a thrill off using offensive words at EoFF are just annoying for the most part. I don't mind it in person depending on how it's used and what words are used.

Anybody know any Japanese words for swearing that isn't just speaking rudely or just an insult?

From what I've heard, most languages don't actually have 'swear words', including Japanese. I understand it's all just "speaking rudely", "insulting" or else "using an English swear word".

[Slothy]

Frell (which originated on the incredibly awesome sci-fi show Farscape) is easily the greatest curseword of all time. Due to the similarity between it and hell, it can be used in any situation that the latter can, and, due to its meaning, can be used in any situation where the more known "f word" would be appropriate. It has unmatched versatility, and it references an awesome TV show that not enough people know of. What need would anyone have for another curseword?

Personally, I'm not a big fan of cursing, as it almost never actually adds anything to a conversation, and I feel that given how often most people curse, the words lose their impact. There's nothing shocking about cursewords when people use them all the time, so what's the point?

It's not really about being shocking, but about what you get across with them. I will say that the F-word is easily the most versatile word in the english language (if you don't believe me, there's a documentary on the word that is both entertaining and enlightening). It can serve so many uses, and it gets all of it's meanings across quickly and easily. When you hear someone yell it in anger, you know exactly what's going on.

And as much as I love Farscape and the word Frell, I have to put Frak slightly above it in terms of awesomeness. It's close enough to the sound of the word it's meant to replace to easily convey the same meanings. Frell just never sounded harsh enough when someone was yelling it in anger for example.