I cannot deny that a cuss like a sailor, nor can I deny that I consider the "F" word to be the single best word in the English language, but due to the censorship imposed on this forum I have come to really enjoy using what I will henceforth refer to as sub-swearwords, allegedly unoffensive alternatives such as "smeg" or "smegging" (of Red Dwarf fame, though its origins date much further back than that), "friggin'", "frickin'", "freakin'" and "bloody"... I don't actually mind seeing smurf and the four skulls in my own posts but the comic tone to those words adds to the fun of language for me. Plus I keep getting utterly rollocked for swearing too much in college seeing as I'm 22 and some of my class are 16.

English, man. It's a great language for cursing in.

Thoughts?