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    Quote Originally Posted by McLovin' View Post
    HOLY FLYING BOWLING BALLS!

    That's awful! Poor kid! I bet that guy got a good tongue-lashing from her mother.

    I can't say that I've ever done anything quite that stupid, no. I hope that teaches him not to try to impress people by juggling heavy objects again. What an idiot.

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    Ouch is right.

    Although the way the kids' body falls it almost looks fake.
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    Yea lets smash a 10 pound bowling ball on a 7 year old and see how fast you fall down.

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    Can't say as I have been pwnt like that, but i did drop a cannon ball on my foot once.

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    Quote Originally Posted by McLovin' View Post
    Yea lets smash a 10 pound bowling ball on a 7 year old and see how fast you fall down.
    The angle and such looked odd for some reason, like he was running forward but the body fell as if he was moving backwards.
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    Hmm. Several things make me doubt the veracity of this vid.

    First, as the child is walking up, he is holding his own bowling ball on the right side of his body. When he falls, the ball is on the left side of his body, and rolling freely. While he could have had his left fingers in the holes, it is doubtful that the ball would have released his fingers right when the ball hit the ground. If his fingers were in well enough that the ball didn't fall out immediately, it wouldn't roll out once it hit the ground.

    Second, the child's feet flung forward. Such a fall, especially at a bowling alley, is usually the result of a slip, but the child was not yet at the alley itself, and the floors leading up to the alley aren't usually that slippery. Also, the fall happened too fast for the way he fell. Yes, he would have dropped fast, but he most likely would have collapsed straight down or fallen backward. He didn't fall back, his feet were thrown forward, while his head just dropped.

    Thrid, I have found no evidence of a lawsuit of any kind, which I find rather suspicious. If a child had been brained by a moron like that, there would have been lots of legal reprecussions, even if the parents didn't press charges, as the bowling alley could not let such a thing slip by.
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    Exactly what I was thinking, although much more detailed than my post.

    I think a bowling ball being thrown that high into the air and falling onto a kid's skull would have broken his neck and possibly killed him.
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    Maybe he was liek healed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by McLovin' View Post
    Maybe he was liek healed?
    Sure he was. And the parents would have forced that pathetic excuse for a human being to pay for the bills. That's where the lawsuit would have been most likely to come in. Hell, it was caught on videotape; there was no way the guy would have been able to avoid it.
    My friend Delzethin is currently running a GoFundMe account to pay for some extended medical troubles he's had. He's had chronic issues and lifetime troubles that have really crippled his career opportunities, and he's trying to get enough funding to get back to a stable medical situation. If you like his content, please support his GoFundMe, or even just contribute to his Patreon.

    He can really use a hand with this, and any support you can offer is appreciated.

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    Yes. Dumbell in the eye.

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    Yes, my balls fall out often O.o

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    Quote Originally Posted by boris no no View Post
    Yes, my balls fall out often O.o
    epic.

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    Aw, poor McLovin' got hit with a bowling ball. No wonder why he's so screwed up.

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