Favourite Villain Speeches

[JKTrix]

I suppose I should state that this thread is prone to spoilers.

What I would like to see is some of your favourite speeches from Villains. Any 'villain' from anything, be it biblical Satan or Saddam Hussein or Dracula or Kefka or Frieza or Lord Zedd. No limits on real life, novels, comics, video games, tv shows, anime, whatever. Even something you made up if you feel it's well written. Just try to keep it to one speech per post to give others a chance to participate, follow the normal forum rules and include a source if possible.

I'll start with this one. Source is unknown.

Fantastic performance. Truth be told, I'm rather surprised that you made it all the way here. *applauds, laughs* Really, quite the show you've put on! I can't imagine how hard it must have been for you, losing your friends and comrades, fighting against the insurmountable obstacles I placed in your path time and again. You are a credit to your people you know?

Ah, but I'm afraid your entire journey has been for nothing. Entertaining though you've been, I have no intent of letting you foul a perfectly good plan. I hope you enjoyed your life as you've lived it, and bade farewell to your family and friends, or, at least, the ones I didn't kill.

*eerie high pitched laughter* All your efforts, your struggles, your pains, your sorrows... Watch as I destroy all you've worked for!

Idea is copied from somewhere else, where I saved a few of the better ones (hence why I don't know where this particular speech comes from). I also have the 'final battle' monologue from 'Portal', but I did not want to end this thread on the first post.

But enough talk. Have at you!

[theundeadhero]

I don't like Chuckie reading my thoughts. That's why I wear this bucket on my head.

[ReloadPsi]

I, Garland, will knock you all down!

Why should the world exist without me? That wouldn't be fair.

In America!

[Peegee]

You know, Scott. I've been a frickin' evil doctor for 30 frickin' years, OK? Cut me some "frickin'" slack. You forget Scott. We're in a volcano. We're surrounded by liquid hot magma.

The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.

Ladies and Gentlemen, Welcome to my underground Lair. I have gathered here before me the world's deadliest assassins, and yet, each of you has failed to kill Austin Powers. That makes me angry, and when Dr. Evil get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset people DIE!

etc etc. Dr Evil is hilarious

[Griff]

George Bush's speech explaining the Patriot Act a few years ago, that was pure evil right there.

[Ramza Beoulve]

Dracula: "Ah, more sarcasm. For what prophet is it for a man, if he were to gain the whole world and lose his own heart? Matthew 16:26 I believe."

Not really a speech, but one of my favorite videogame quotes. I'll search for more.

*EDITGAAA!!!*

Albedo: "Such beauty they hold, these tears of sorrow. But are you worthy to shed such tears? The act of mourning the dead belongs to the realm of humans. The human race, fearful in its weakness, built this world in a futile attempt to elude the abyss they call mortality. Culture…civilization…all delusions created by a powerless race, and of little use, like a barren woman. But amidst all this, you continue to exist as an unfettered soul, free from the shackles of flesh and blood… A completely pure consciousness… An eternal spiral, undefiled by impurities… a fusion of fire, breath, and spirit… What can we call you…but angels? New, unadulterated psyches… But what you lack is reality. And that is what I shall provide you with…!"

Found it

[Lawr]

Soon the door to the New World shall be opened. Until then you can ponder the extent of your powerlessness.

YouTube - Valkyrie Profile 2 - Lezard's Boss & Game Over Quotes
The very first quote, but I think I cheated, all of his are in here. :P
Lezard's voice actor is like pure awesome to infinity and beyond.

[eestlinc]

Evil always triumphs over good because good is dumb.

[Miriel]

Lounge! *kicks*

[eestlinc]

No limits on real life, novels, comics, video games, tv shows, anime, whatever. Even something you made up if you feel it's well written.

Not that it really matters, but this is why I didn't move it to the Lounge.

[Zeromus_X]

"The Arcana is the means by which all is revealed..."

[Dreddz]

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

[SammieBabe]

"And now you shall deal with me, o prince, and all the powers of hell!"

[eestlinc]

Please allow me to introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
Ive been around for a long, long year
Stole many a man's soul and faith
And I was round when jesus christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank
Held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged
And the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the Kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
Im a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
Just as every cop is a criminal
And all the sinners saints
As heads is tails
Just call me Lucifer
cause I'm in need of some restraint
So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, and some taste
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah

[Clawsze]

Those who know nothing, understand nothing

I hold the world ransom for (Dramatic camera zoom) 100-gagililion-billion-zillion dollars!