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    Default The O'Reilly Factor...FOR KIDS!

    Does anyone else have this book? I lawled and lawled.



    ...I especially love his "instant message" session.

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    I haven't read the book myself, but I'll guess it has the following in it;

    - Why Liberals are a bunch of hippie morons
    - Why Jesus hates you if you do "the gay"
    - How best to convince your classmates Global Warming is a crock
    - Top Ten tips for spotting and deporting local illegal immigrants
    - The real benefits of Ad Hominem and why it's perfectly fine to use in debates
    - A guide to skipping French class 'cause who needs to learn how to speak French when we all speak American
    - Military Conscription; Why you should get yourself killed for America (and how anyone who doesn't want to is a pussy)
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    Hmm. Go figure.


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    Is it as funny as the book <i>Why Mommy is a Democrat?</i>

    Political indoctrination aimed at kids is always amusing (and somewhat scary that people actually believe that nonsense).

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    O'reily is such a silly bitch.

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    I have the book. I think it's the stupidest crock of ever.

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    as if parents don't already do enough to indoctrinate kids politically. but, i guess if it sells, why not sell it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by eestlinc View Post
    as if parents don't already do enough to indoctrinate kids politically. but, i guess if it sells, why not sell it?
    One could say the same thing about automatic assault rifles and crack cocaine.
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    It's not okay if it's a political message but it's okay if it's religion, I guess.

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    It doesn't get into politics a whole lot


    Mostly
    Don't do drugs
    Don't have sex until you're married, or you'll die a horrible horrible STD-related death and your boyfriend will be all lyke "lol slut"
    Don't listen to your mp3 player for too long, you become a serial killer
    Your parents know best, don't be a sissy whiny baby
    Bullying isn't cool
    Don't give in to peer pressure


    ...all that stuff.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by eestlinc View Post
    as if parents don't already do enough to indoctrinate kids politically. but, i guess if it sells, why not sell it?
    One could say the same thing about automatic assault rifles and crack cocaine.
    Some of us do.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by eestlinc View Post
    as if parents don't already do enough to indoctrinate kids politically. but, i guess if it sells, why not sell it?
    One could say the same thing about automatic assault rifles and crack cocaine.
    censoring books is a little different from restricting access to weapons, although both are signs of a government taking power away from its citizenry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eestlinc View Post
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    as if parents don't already do enough to indoctrinate kids politically. but, i guess if it sells, why not sell it?
    One could say the same thing about automatic assault rifles and crack cocaine.
    censoring books is a little different from restricting access to weapons, although both are signs of a government taking power away from its citizenry.
    So a truly free citizenship would have full access to drugs, guns and be allowed to write hate-filled books and publish them without any prior review? Sounds like Anarchy to me mate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power View Post
    So a truly free citizenship would have full access to drugs, guns and be allowed to write hate-filled books and publish them without any prior review? Sounds like Anarchy to me mate.
    I think there's something about EoFF that makes it a magnet for absurd really valid point and i'm impressed by your thinking. arguments.

    People <i>currently</i> can publish hate-filled books. Have you heard of Ann Coulter? The other things currently are not legal, so bringing them up bears absolutely no relevance to this case, unless you're arguing that the government should censor books with "offensive" messages (and that not doing so is equatable with handing out heroin), in which case I will just be thankful you do not have any authority over such things.

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