I haven't read the book myself, but I'll guess it has the following in it;

- Why Liberals are a bunch of hippie morons
- Why Jesus hates you if you do "the gay"
- How best to convince your classmates Global Warming is a crock
- Top Ten tips for spotting and deporting local illegal immigrants
- The real benefits of Ad Hominem and why it's perfectly fine to use in debates
- A guide to skipping French class 'cause who needs to learn how to speak French when we all speak American
- Military Conscription; Why you should get yourself killed for America (and how anyone who doesn't want to is a pussy)