He ate ribs in two separate dreams? Does everyone eat ribs in your dreams?
That trick only works once.
You know a Paul administration would be hilarious. Every State of the Union would be about returning to the gold standard. Think of the drinking games.
You're a master of understatement.
I would encourage everyone to contact the current representative of the Georgia 13th, <a href="http://davidscott.house.gov/Contact/">the Hon. David Scott</a>, who incidentally looks very little like Dan Rather. Ask about his policies on tentacle penetration and other issues of concern. And remember, you can vote for 'Kishi even if you're not from GA-13. I would be very surprised if he even lived there.