Hey my nose runs faster than my feet can, but that doesn't count cus I'm sick right now.
"If you don't know the difference between a spoon and a ladel, you're fat." - Demetri Martin
I can't really think of anything of my own.
Hey my nose runs faster than my feet can, but that doesn't count cus I'm sick right now.
"If you don't know the difference between a spoon and a ladel, you're fat." - Demetri Martin
I can't really think of anything of my own.
You at least know you're not taking care of yourself quite well enough if you're over-ridden with acne.
You also can know this by simply looking at how you eat, and how much energy you expend. If you spend all your time doing an action that's not exactly the most energy expending, but then eat foods high in calories, logic dictates you will be fat.
When your dinner plate is the heaviest thing you lift.
It looks like the ground had a sex change.
-when you're awarded "The Dickie-do Award" because your belly sticks out further than your dickie do.
NO SIGNATURE NEEDED!!
when asians point run and shout.
It looks like the ground had a sex change.
When going outside the house is a tempting prospect, but impossible.
Having a seizure is the most physically demanding excersise you do.
Your arm gets tired when you shake your fist at someone.
Your temper is a lot stronger than your body.
Your stomach is stronger than your jaws.
The strongest thing in your body are your headaches.
You don't have the energy to sleep during the night.
You're getting all sweaty and exhausted being in a marathon you're watching and not even running.
I guess I can double post since this is a project thread of sorts.
Okay guys, thanks for the submissions. In case you're wondering I will be crediting you guys for this. If you still want to submit some more the latest I can accept them for is Thursday, November 29, 2007. You can still post some of your ideas after that date but they won't show up on the newspaper.
when you barf your food, because your too lazy to consume it
when you sleep on the toilet to cut out the middleman
I guess it's okay to revive this thread since it's a project thread of sorts.
Okay guys, I wanted to thank you for all of your submissions.
I got some bad news however, it didn't make it on the newspaper. I'm really sorry to all of you who helped out. I guess that's the last time I submit anything for a newspaper...
you die because breathing is just such a hassle
you go outside naked, because clothes are too heavy to carry around
What?
I'm sorry, Evastio.
Originally Posted by Evastio
Anything?!?!
aww, maybe you'll have better luck in the future?
That's okay. If anything, I should be apologizing to all of you for helping me out for nothing.
I guess I'll only submit something if they're really desperate for articles so they won't reject our ideas next time.
Anything?!?!
It sucks that they didn't accept my article yet they accepted 3 articles about what to get your girlfriend/boyfriend for Christmas. It's a little redundant if you ask me.
Last edited by Evastio; 12-19-2007 at 12:59 AM.
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