"overcaft, avercraf" "huuhhhvercrat" "They're trying to say Hovercraft"

[Denmark]

I say "Comfortable" "Cumfterbul".

this is the correct pronunciation and everyone knows it.

I like to think I pronounce all words in the way that is most socially acceptable. I do occasionally say "pronounciation" rather than "pronunciation" just for kicks though. But no, I don't have any speech impediments. My speech is impeccable, and this implies that any imperfections would be impossible.