I can speak relatively fluent English. I also have a basic understanding of Spanish and French, not enough that I can actually speak the language to any spectacular degree but to a point where I understand the basics of what is being said and, with enough time, can figure it out. I also have an understanding of German, although that is very sketchy and not as great as the French and Spanish understandings.

I would like to learn some languages but I have no interest in actually doing so. French bores the hell out of me and Spanish is too basic and common to be interesting. I would like to learn German, Swedish, Norwegian and have some measure of decency with several Slavic languages. I have no interest in Japanese, Chinese, or just about any other Asian language other than Korean, and that is only a minor interest. It's a shame that I have trouble committing things like language to memory.