The worst name for a child

[qwertysaur]

What names would be terrible for a child?

Me and my friends came up with
Swastika
Fido
Porn

Now go!!!

[Spammerman]

Bastard
Satan

[Genome]

I'm going to name my kid Merlin.

[NeoCracker]

Abcde (Pronounced Ab-suh-day), which saddens me because apparently there really is a child named that.

[Arc_Master_14]

Richard Long for those horrible testing days lol nuff said
Hugh... nevermind

[Deborah]

Poopyhead.

[Vermachtnis]

Spoon

[Jojee]

Spoon would be an awesome name. ^_^

Thaddeus!
...Actually that sounds pretty cool too.

[Big D]

I'm going to name my kid Merlin.

I know a dude from Germany named Merlin. It's his middle name, not his first name, but it's kinda cool.


A few months ago, a couple in my city wanted to name their son 4real. They got denied when the authorities said you can't name someone with a number. So instead, they decided to call him Superman.
I pity that child.

[rubah]

I like the name Thaddeus

Some names are sad because of the situation they are in. If your surname is Cox, do not name your son Harry. Just use a little sense, people.

[Markus. D]

Son, Girl, Daughter, Boy.

[blim]

I know a guy called Richard Pumper.

My sister was gonna call her daughter Angelmouse, they went for Indigo in the end.

[Araciel]

James.

[NeoCracker]

I want to name My Kid Billiam.

[Shlup]

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