Hi, I'm Jess/Devil Man.

[Ashi]

This rarely happens to me because I assume I don't know people if I'm not sure I remember them. Last week, though, I walked by a girl that looked extremely familiar. Now that I think of it, she may have been the younger sibling of someone I know but I didn't realize it at the time. I just stopped and stared and I guess that made her feel uncomfortable so I just said, "Hey, how are you?" and that seemed to have broke the tension. But no, I don't know whose sibling she is.

[NeoTifa]

i accedently called my asst band directer mom cuz she really reminds me of my mom; fat, large curly hair, wears same clothes, b****y, short circuited, and yells a lot. lol miss willardson didnt talk to me for days hahahaha lol. does this count

[BardTard]

One time I was at this concert with my girlfriend and I left to go to the bathroom and then I came back and she was a few feet away from me with her back to me so I went up to her and wrapped my arms around her and kissed her cheek then found out it was just some straight girl who was wearing the same clothes. I got beat up then my girlfriend beat her up and there was this sexy catfight.

(SPOILER)You don't actually believe that, do you? That'd be pretty awesome though.

This one time though I was out with some friends and I thought this one girl was my friend I hadn't seen in a while and I kept saying "Beth? Beth? Beth? ... I guess not." and Cecily started laughing at me.

[stalpho slayer]

General Chat needed some Jesslove.

and my topics were good. xD

at least you have a heart and i'm here to take it apart

ill stich it back together .. now where did i leave the needle and thread..

here ya go

[Zeldy]

I was at lunch, and I mistaked some guy for my friend, from the back he looked exactly the same and we both reached for the cookies but I grabbed them and was all "muahaha I have your cookies!" and then he looked at me and he wasn't my friend but some random in the year below.

[Aerith's Knight]

*starts stiching* .. pfiew.. harder then i thought..

*uses curaja instead*

[Lawr]

When I was younger I went into somebody else's car, that looked like ours. Fortunately he hadn't noticed A THING and I closed the door and went back.

[stalpho slayer]

*starts stitching* .. pfiew.. harder then i thought..

*uses curaja*

cmon i you can`t do it no one can