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    Papa Was A Samurai: An Autobiography ~ Owain Garamonde

    Yeah, I went there.

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    How to get in a love triangle for dumbies ~ Kain
    I love my robot ~ Wakka
    How to get my hubins/boyfriend to love me instead of his robot for dumbies ~ Lulu
    Ways to piss your old man off ~ Tidus, updated by Rikku
    Ways to piss your dead brother/s off ~ Wakka & Vaan
    Ways to piss your wife/girlfriend off ~ wife version by cids, girlfriend version by Squall & Cloud
    Ways to keep your man from sluts ~ Tifa, Garnet, Yuna & Penelo
    Ways to have camo in Kingdom Hearts ~ Squall & co (FF crew in Kingdom Hearts only)

    it could go on

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    i like shields - written by fighter ff1 (referance to 8-bit theatre)

    happiness- written by squall leonheart edited by cloud strife
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    How to mysteriously vanish when FMV sequences start - By Vincent and Yuffie
    ...It is because there is a limit to time that we wish for nights that never dawn.
    Eternity is just an empty illusion and is why feelings of being able to believe in one another are born...
    Remember that well.

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    Continuity Volume I: How To Make a Bulletproof Wall for your Parade Float - Edea

    Continuity Volume II: How To Be Arrested by Hordes of Soldiers - Irvine Kinneas

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    Look 50 Years Younger- Fran

    Travelling With Idiots- Paine

    How to hook a princess- Zidane
    jkhkjg

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    It's hilarious that most of you guys still haven't grasped the concept of this thread.

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    Questing for Crystals - By Cloud, Squall, and Tidus

    Which FF Character Are You?


    (SPOILER) This Signature STILL contains spoilers

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    Red: A Fashionable Colour - Rydia

    The Guide of the Modern, Independant Woman - Tome I: How to Avoid Being the Victim - Rinoa

    Proper Grammar and You - Quina

    Black: An Unfashionable Colour - Lulu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Necronopticous View Post
    It's hilarious that most of you guys still haven't grasped the concept of this thread.
    No excuses either, le faux homme cleared everything up on the first page.

    Quote Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi View Post
    You guys are doing it wrong. The idea is that the books would be short because the authors are inept where it comes to their subject matter, or at least would have little to say about about it.
    It's not just about sticking to the rules either, as the above is what makes the books funny.
    Also...
    Rabbits.
    Last edited by chionos; 12-01-2007 at 03:28 PM.

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    And now, some more examples of the correct way to play this game:

    The Art Of Humility by Seifer Almasy

    Magic And Fun: Coming Up With Witty Lines To Say While Casting Your Magic by Lulu

    English Volume III: The Proper Use Of Pronouns by Kimahri Ronso

    The Anorexia Diet: Lose Pounds And Inches By Eating Nothing by Quina Quen

    Versatility In Battle: There's More To Do Than Just Attack by Umaro

    Musical Melee: How A Harp Can Realistically Be Used As An Effective Weapon by Edward

    Relationships Volume I: The Best Ways To Maintain Good Status With Your Party Members by Reeve "Cait Sith"

    Proper Introductions: Why It's Important To Give Your Name With An Introduction by Nanaki "Red XIII"

    Self Control: Only You Can Control You by Edea

    Will I come back with more? Probably not. But maybe.


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    Feasible Plotlines - Necron

    Feasible Plotlines II - Ultimecia

    English for Expert Users - Quina Quen

    Adjectives 101 - Moguta

    Kick the Habit: Kupo Nuts - Moguta

    Continuity Volume III: Homicide Edition - Sephiroth, with review and notes by Aeris

    Unlimited Power! - Jenova LIFE
    Last edited by ReloadPsi; 12-02-2007 at 07:08 PM.

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    How to Make Friends by Squall Leonhart

    (I'm sure a lot more characters fit this, but Squall's the first that comes to mind )

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    Manners And Etiquette by Cid Highwind

    Being Hospitable- How to Make Guests feel welcome in your Home also by Cid Highwind

    How to Avoid Women by Edgar, Edge, Irvine, Zidane and Balthier


    They aren't very good but whatyagonnado.
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    Quin is wrong and LALA is right.

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    Responsible Foster Parenting: Why the Life of a Killer Mercenary is Right for Orphaned Children by Cid Kramer

    Getting What You Deserve from Love and Relationships by Quistis Trepe

    The Twin Arts of Charm and Chivalry by Laguna Loire

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