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    Default Short Books

    1. "Esthar's Lexicon - Volume 2 - Letters C through D" ~ by Ultimecia
    2. "Advanced Survivor's Handbook" ~ by the cast of FFIV, with a little help from Aeris.
    3. "My swimming career" ~ by Priscilla FF7

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    Where can I buy these? :p

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    "Man's Guide to Talking to Women" by Edgar, editted by Locke
    "Dances with Wolves" by Mog
    "The Interpretation of Dreams" by Freud.. err I mean Shadow

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    "Being an Individual" by Fighter
    "Lern two spil gud" by S-M-R-T NPC (FFV)
    "An Honest Days Work" by Yuffie

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    The Self Help Book: Cast of VI

    Interesting ways to position statues: Kefka

    Interesting ways to position statues: Gogo

    Banon's Autobiograpghy: Duncan
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke View Post
    The Self Help Book: The Nihilist version - Cast of VI highly edited by Kefka

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    Reasons Why Necrophilia is Better Than Tifa - by Claeris fans.

    Which FF Character Are You?


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    You guys are doing it wrong. The idea is that the books would be short because the authors are inept where it comes to their subject matter, or at least would have little to say about about it.

    The Etiquette of Courting: How to Win a Woman's Heart Through Honor and Formality
    by Don Corneo

    Essays: Every Intelligent Thought I've Ever Had
    by Squall Leonhart

    The Facts of Accurate Time-Keeping
    by the Zozonian City Council

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    "How not to be a God" by Steiner
    "Fitting in" by Kuja'
    "I dont give a smurf about anything" by Vivi
    "Natural hairstyles" by Cloud
    "Gambling is bad" by Cait Sith
    "My favourite food: Rice and Curry" by Zell
    "Real love" by Squall and Rinoa
    "How to be macho" by Tidus
    "Beneficial Tools of Destruction" by Reddas

    "They said this day would never come. They said our sights were set too high. They said this country was too divided, too disillusioned to ever come around a common purpose. But on this January night, at this defining moment in history, you have done what the cynics said we couldn't do." - Barack Obama.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kawaii Ryűkishi View Post
    The Facts of Accurate Time-Keeping
    by the Zozonian City Council


    Sword Mastery by Relm Arrowny

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    "How to Die for Good and Never Come Back" by Sephiroth

    "How to Reach Immortality" by Kuja

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    "Staying Alive Long Enough to be Effective" - FF1 Black Mage (published posthumously)

    "English for Beginners" - The cast of FF4

    "Voice Acting 101 - the ultimate compilation" - The cast of FFX, preface written by Vaan, Ashe and Penelo

    "House Hunting - A guide to getting all the info on your new home" - Cid Kramer

    "English for Intermediate users" - Professor Daravon

    "Hiding your Emotions" - Maria (FF2)

    "Hiding your Emotions II" - Tidus

    "Diversity and Equality" - Wakka

    "Safer Science for Everyone" - Professor Hojo

    "My Battle with Bulemia" - Quina Quen

    "My Battle with Memory Loss" - Quina Quen

    "The Greatest Breakthrough" - the wizard who first discovered how to cast the AMUT/Vox spell in FF1
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackmage_nuke View Post
    Interesting ways to position statues: Kefka

    Interesting ways to position statues: Gogo
    This may not have been done correctly, but it was the funniest moment on the thread. Hilarious.


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    "Guide to traveling around Zozo" - By Avarice-ness

    Vaan - "Hey, you!"
    Penelo - "Yeah, you! The one reading this sig at this very moment!"
    Vaan - "Interested in playing FFXII International Zodiac Job system?"
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    Fran - "....We could help...."
    Balthier - "That's right, Fran! Just click on Crossblades' thread on the very bottom of this signature and it will show you all license grid translations, magicks and tecks locations, and other changes that were made!"
    Basch - "Don't forget though. Swap Magic is needed to play this game if you don't own a japanese PS2."
    Vaan - "Also remember that if you played the original, you'll have an easier time playing the international version. We hope you enjoy the International Zodiac Job System experience. See ya then!"

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