Out of the above what do you think is the best way to cheer someone up from a broken heart?
Tell them to snuggle with some ice cream; lots of it.
Give them a gun: Suicide is the only option.
Tell'um to Sleep. You'll get over it.
Verbal abuse, nothing makes someone get over themselves like yelling.
Give them a plan to... GET EVEN
Nothing, helping would mean you have friends.
These options suck, I protest them all.
Out of the above what do you think is the best way to cheer someone up from a broken heart?