You can't really, you can just try to distract them and eventually they'll realize they prefer the distraction, or they'll just be miserable forever.
Tell them to snuggle with some ice cream; lots of it.
Give them a gun: Suicide is the only option.
Tell'um to Sleep. You'll get over it.
Verbal abuse, nothing makes someone get over themselves like yelling.
		
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Nothing, helping would mean you have friends.
These options suck, I protest them all.
 
			
			 
					
						 
					
						 
					
				
			
			
			
				