I think I could cheer any EoFFer up from a broken heart if I went to your house and punched you in the kidneys, Goldenboobs.
Tell them to snuggle with some ice cream; lots of it.
Give them a gun: Suicide is the only option.
Tell'um to Sleep. You'll get over it.
Verbal abuse, nothing makes someone get over themselves like yelling.
Give them a plan to... GET EVEN
Nothing, helping would mean you have friends.
These options suck, I protest them all.
I think I could cheer any EoFFer up from a broken heart if I went to your house and punched you in the kidneys, Goldenboobs.