10 Things to do before you die

[Madame Adequate]

1) Rye

This would be really sweet if the title didn't refer to things and not people. See, considering your girlfriend a thing is the sign of a bad relationship and a potential disaster. Tsk tsk, Mr. MILF, I thought you better than to be possessive.

I think you think you're cleverer than the rest of us think you are.