10) Find the Pinky to my Brain
9) Stop being lazy
8) Learn how to take a shot of alcohol and not slowly drink it, causing horrible coughing fits. I can't swallow stuff that fast!
7) Finally achieve every Gamer Achievement in at least one 360 game.
6) Get a coffee cup that says "World's Worst Faggot"
5) Get the soundtrack to Bully out of my head.
4) Wear a sith cloak and laugh like Darth Sidious.
3) Stop being so shy I can't even talk to people on the phone, let alone face-to-face.
2) Kill my parents with barbed wire.
1) Get Levian to marry me.