Eating azn food won't turn me azn will it? :(

[Shoeberto]

american food sucks! i hate hot dogs!!! and apple pie makes me vomit. peanut butter is gross, and hamburgers only taste good smothered in ranch.

Hamburgers + ranch = super stereotypical American. And also gross. Yuck city.

I forgot I had a jar of peanut butter in here, but then I bought a new loaf of bread so I've been living it up with the PB sammiches.