I was in a car with my friend when we saw a squirrel running around the road. My friend swerved to avoid it and at the same moment the squirrel swerved to dodge the car and squish! It was really gross.
I was in a car with my friend when we saw a squirrel running around the road. My friend swerved to avoid it and at the same moment the squirrel swerved to dodge the car and squish! It was really gross.
Why did the chicken cross the Möbius strip?
(SPOILER)To get to the same side.
Can't get enough of that joke xDDD
Anyway dead animals? I usually just shrug and hope it was a quick death. If they're alive, I don't do much, on account of not being a driver.
what is Möbius strip?
anyways, i love seeing animals, alive that is. i live in the country, so i see a lot of cows, horsies, donkies, chickens, llamas, and turkeys. yay i slow down at every farm, just to go "awwwww look at the cute little cows!!!!". maybe thats why it takes me like an hour to get home ...
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
There's been a dead camel on the side of the road for over a month. It's pretty gross right now.
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where the heck do you live?! i would love to see a camel! (alive)
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
IF I'm correct, I think it's a road in Germany where people can go 170 and get pulled over for going 105.Originally Posted by NeoTifa
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lawl...it's a neverending shape....that is...well you see...
google images is a wonderful thing, i don't have the words to describe it.
What the hell was I talking about?
STFU GO TO SLEEP.
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The autobahn i believe...though I'm not sure that's how it's spelled.
lol i think you thinking of the autobahn (sp?) XD lol i see but the joke still isnt funny. :\ imagine the roadkill on that road
Oh gods, why? ಥ_ಥ
Möbius strip - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Möbius strip has only one side. Hence the joke.
I killed a rabbit once.
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Wait. I missed something here? Let me check and make sure I still have a penis. Yep. Sure do. Then I guess it wasn't me who was wrong.
yes.Wait. I missed something here? Let me check and make sure I still have a penis. Yep. Sure do. Then I guess it wasn't me who was wrong.
I have never seen a dead animal on the autobahn.
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