These guys will kick your ass!

[Mr Cactuar]

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnjb8Hx76u8">Watch this and see why</a>

Tough and skilled aren't they?

So the question is, who here does any martial arts?

[Awrini]

With karate I'll kick your ass.

[Sergeant Hartman]

With karate I'll kick your ass.

Here to Tienanmen Square?

[BarelySeeAtAll]

i used to do karate... but i dont any more since down here it sucks and theres no where to do it (oh lets all have a good giggle about "where to do it" i did XD)

[prayzer]

that was freakin hilarious! I haven't done any stand-up fighting, but I had some Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu a long time ago.

[Jess]

I did karate when I was younger and I also did kickboxing for a while.

[Baloki]

I misread that as kiss ya ass and I was wondering when SammieBabe got back

[Comet]

Put yo ass down on the floor before I Kung Fu yo ass.

[Jojee]

I'm taking a Chinese boxing class but it's sort of a joke

I took Shorin Ryu karate and Eagle Claw kung fu briefly before. Not long enough to learn anything useful really.

[Araciel]

kickboxing for 8 years. A friend tried to teach me some basic karate recently and it was so boring i gave up after a week.

[PyroManiak]

I used to take kung fu for about 6 years. I still remember every form, even my first and favorite The Shaolin dragon form.

It's funny how alot of chinese martial arts stereotypes are so true. xD
I remember the first time sensei told us we have to make noises while punching for both chi and air-breathing balance.

[NeoTifa]

i remember karate. i was 1 day away from my green belt before i moved. and tenacious d will kick your hairy @$$ yayea

[I Don't Need A Name]

With karate I'll kick your ass.

Here to Tienanmen Square?

You broke the rules, now I'll cut off all your pubic hair apparently

[Tallulah]

With karate I'll kick your ass.

Here to Tienanmen Square?

You broke the rules, now I'll cut off all your pubic hair apparently

It's 'pull out all your pubic hair' actually. Never misquote the D!

Never done any karate or self-defense class, but I know some people who have; someone I know is even qualified to teach it. Although now they've both put it on the backburner now. Shame.

[Sing the Sorrow]

When i was in karate i beat up a kid who was half my size for my white belt. But revenge is a b**ch. He challenged me to a rematch and i was pwned. I then surrendered my belt and walked out of the dojo w/ my head down trying to hide the tears back...