and I didn't have any soap, right? But my body was all dirty! So, being the quick-thinking, resourceful human being that I am, I used shampoo on both my body AND in my hair! And now I am all squeaky-clean and fresh-smelling.

So my questions to you, my fellow EoFFers, are thus:
1) Have you ever used shampoo as soap? Or, heaven forbid, soap as shampoo?
2) What creative substitutes have you used in your lifetime?