I am thankful for my family and the few friends I have. Thankful for life and death. Thankful for being me. Thankful for my grandmother for making such a great feast.

Guys, I know I joke a lot. And I know I can be very insensitive and self-centered, but I just want you all to know that I'm thankful for meeting everyone here. Whether you all can understand my position in life or not, you guys have my thanks for putting up with me. Happy Thanksgiving guys. And the Pilgrims suck...