Tips for your everyday Life

[Raebus]

30. Sand paper shouldn't be used as a masturbating aid.

[scrumpleberry]

31) Try your hardest to let your brain process things before you say them.

[theundeadhero]

Picking your nose is free and fun!

[Aerith's Knight]

33. seeing your ex-gf her birth control pills in the medicine cabinet is very unsettling so check your medicine cabinet more then once every 3 months.

[ReloadPsi]

Hero's was 32, UFFF's was 33, so...

34. If your friend keeps being an asshole to you, ditch the tosser. You'll feel better once he's not stabbing you in the back for cheap laughs in front of his cooler friends whose attention he'd rather have. For the best effect, plan a healthy verbal lash out when there's a Friday the 13th coming up.


35. If you're playing a game and technical constraints such as poor camera or sticky controls are making it too much trouble, take it to Gamestation and trade it in for something that doesn't suck, then carry a vial of sulphuric acid for anyone who accuses you of not giving it a chance.

[NeoCracker]

Updated again

[Aerith's Knight]

36. dont eat yellow snow (i just had too )

37. go outside and scream at the first person that annoys you.. then run.

38. if you are going to dance, make sure you are/or are with a woman first

[Roto13]

39. Never trust cell phone companies. They hire retarded monkeys and they hate all of their customers.

[Aerith's Knight]

40. call phone advertisers when they are eating dinner

[ScottNUMBERS]

36, Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth; oh nevermind; you will not
understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded.

37, Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as
effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing
bubblegum.

38, Remember the compliments you receive, forget the insults.

39, Enjoy your body,
use it every way you can…don’t be afraid of it, or what other people
think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever
own.

40, Do something that scares you everyday.

41, But if I could offer you one tip for the future, not listening to a song about sunscreen would be it.

[Roto13]

Everybody's free to wear sunscreen. :P

[Old Manus]

42. Mix the green herb, blue herb and red herb to make a mixture that will heal all your health and remove poison. Do not mix a red herb with a blue herb without using a green herb first, as this is physically impossible to do.

[Aerith's Knight]

43. make sure you are drunk before reading 42, or you wont understand it