If you had an intro you'd perform whenever you enter a room, what would it be?

[KentaRawr!]

Just as the title says, really. If you had an awesome, extravagant intro you'd perform every time you enter a new place, what would it be, and why? What music would play, if any? Would it be stylized over something you know?

Go!

Edit: Milf wins the internet.

[scrumpleberry]

It would be personalised for me and would play either on strings or jazzy brass instruments.

[Aerith's Knight]

orchestra singing my name like sephiroth.. but they would be no where in sight.. that would be fun

[Captain Maxx Power]

I already do. There's a fanfare, I enter with an explosion of fireworks, and shout "Bow before me mere mortals and tremble".

[Marshall Banana]

"Mondatime!"

[blackmage_nuke]

"Everyone knows it's Butters!

That's me!"

Something along those lines except with the name changed

[Rye]

GAYDRIAN FOOOOOOOO~

[Madame Adequate]

This. That would play. Nothing else would be necessary; just my presence and that insanely kickass tune.

[Griff]

Whenever I walk into a room heavy rock music starts playing, I kick a midgit in the face, give advice to loyal fans, and leave with the 5 most beautiful women in the room.

[rubah]

everyone would bow or curtsey to me 8)

[Aerith's Knight]

everyone would bow or curtsey to me 8)

everyone already does

*bows*

[Bunny]

One of those lift things that four people carried royalty on back in the time of Kings and Princesses or whatever. The nifty things you see on television with the slaves. One of those. Dunno what they are called.

It would be carried by really buff midgets singing the Oompa Loompa song.

There would also be a little girl skipping along the front of it throwing pink rose petals on to the ground and butterflies would surround the entire thing all fluttering about as butterflies tend to do.

[escobert]

"Nas is Like"

[Markus. D]

The intro to Dead Letter Circus - Disconnect and apply.

[MKusanagi]

The intro to The Matrix with "Coming Undone" by Korn.