If EyesonFF was a story of sorts, how would it be told?

[Captain Maxx Power]

And why would it be told that way?

I, personally, think it would work great as a comic book. It has all the right elements to it. We have a Super Hero in disguise (Sanwich Man/Del Murder), a ton of politicians to rag on him (See: EoEO) men and women with high political power, (The Administrators), the police (Cid's knights), and the main plot device of the story whom is actually tricking everyone from behind the shadows with periodic events glorifying specific members, a thing he is free to rig. (Award Guy/Loony BoB)

So, if EyesonFF was a story of sorts, how would you tell it, and why?

That's the most Elitist story I've ever heard ever.

Of course the story would revolve around my attempts to bring balance to The Force EoFF.

[Lawr]

You could be the Captain of an Anti-BooB Faction called the FEOK's. We use guerilla tactic to silence our enemies and yell out cool sounding attacks and stuff like that.

[Vincent, Thunder God]

I think a parody of a soap opera would work pretty well. I know I'd find it funny. There tends to be a lot of melodrama, it's very fitting.

[Aerith's Knight]

it would start with introducing the awsome UFFF, and ending with him living happily ever after with all the eyesonff girls

[Loony BoB]

I just want you all to know that this thread is awesome and I think we should make a combined effort to write a book about EoFF someday. I know loads of people have done short works based on EoFF before. We should gather those together, too.

[Jessweeee♪]

We should!


I will be the one who reads it. GET TO WORK SO I CAN DO MY JOB ; ;

[Madame Adequate]

It would be a grand space opera. DK and Psy would rule a planet with an iron fist; Bun Bun and BoB would be refugees from it, and their child, Jojee, would set about on a quest to bring down the regime and bring her homeworld (Which she has never even set eyes on) back into the respected galactic community. I would be Prime Minister MILF of the Allied Colonies, Rye would be Leader of the Opposition in the Galactic Parliament, and we would overcome our differences in our desire to help Jojee free her homeworld without starting a war, thereby ushering in a new age of galactic consensus, cooperation, and justice.

Jojee would be accompanied by allies such as Face, Raebus, and everyone's favorite plucky starship captain, Shlup.

[NeoCracker]

The only possible way to tell the story of EoFF is if you were hammered at a bar, and the story changes a little every time you tell it.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Soap opera, definitely. With slow motion and cheesy music and all that good stuff Lots of kissing and unwanted pregnancies.

Seconded xD

I just want you all to know that this thread is awesome and I think we should make a combined effort to write a book about EoFF someday. I know loads of people have done short works based on EoFF before. We should gather those together, too.

YES YES YES ^^ I love this idea!

[NeoCracker]

Alright BoB, if you want all the EoFF Stories made, I bring back the only book finished for the EoFF Bible EE started a while back.

My Book Baby.

Note, this was made as a bit of a Parody on the Tale of Moses.

And Yes, there really was a member named c1d and he really did say that. ANd yes, Leeza banned him.

http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-c...-my-story.html

[Tavrobel]

Nerds on the run
Geeks in the sun
Looking out for number one
EoFF, here we come
EoFF, here we come

We need more swish-fast-action camera pwnaging motion, like in Las Vegas, where they can see and hear everything! Or we can turn this into one giant soap opera. Ohh man, who will Jojee flirt with this week? Sexy, sexy Bernardo with the sexy mustache, or Johnny F. Q. with the God-loving beard? Tune in next week.