Happy Birthday Jess!

[Jess]

Hi everybody! I've had a nice day so far, I've recieved some of the best presents. My parents have bought me a Ford KA, Loz is taking me on holiday to Paris for Valentines day (and we're going to Disneyland Paris!) and my brother, Kyle is taking me to the Newcastle v Fulham game on the 15th of December. They are all wonderful presents.

JESS IT'S YOUR B-DAY!

It's my birthday?! Thank you, Danielle.

Happy birthday you pint sized green-skinned geordie! I will say something nice to you, for once. You have really good...hair...and feet. Okay? Okay! Don't get too drunk. Or rather, do. :goofy:

I quite like my feeties, too. I might be pint sized, but I'm not pint shaped! I won't get too drunk until friday. Maybe. Thanks, Paul.

Snappy Smurfday, Jess. Here, have Gerrard and Shearer in a sponge cake with cream and jam. Take Carrick, too. You lot could use him. Now, if we can just take Martins off your hands...

Oh how I'd really love Steven Gerrard to jump out of my birthday cake. Back off Martins, he's ours! Thanks, Daniel!

Happy birthday! Have some cheesecake made with love, happiness, and My Little Pony corpses. <3

Is it baileys cheescake? Thank you!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS~!

THANKS BERT~

Happy Birthday! *bakes cake*

Oh, yes! Shauna and her oven belly. Thank you.

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Oh my gosh. I love that. Thank you! Could I use it as my signature?

Happy birthday!

Thanks, Joy!

Happy Birthday Jess
Have a good day!!!

Thank you!

PARTY TIME!!!
Happy Birthday Jess

Thanks, KH-Cloudy.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Woah, lots of . yay~

I think you should have an excellent birthday with lots of fun and presents and cake.

I'll try! Thanks, MILF.

god damn it hate forever@panzernub

Have a good one though, Jessy*C. rest assured that I will paint the town Newky Brown in your honour

Please don't sick Newcastle Brown everywhere in your town - or on a dog. Just drink it happily, man. Thank youuu, Dan. <3

No he won't.

And Happy Birthday, I hope this day is ever so slightly less horrible then the rest.

It's not horrible! Thank you, NeoCracker!

happybday jess

Thanks, Denny!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY *kisses on cheek*

*gets slapped*

aww man..

*rubs cheek* :sad:

THANKS, ultimatefinalfantasyfan!

Woo, where's teh cake?

Eaten!

IN MAH BELLEH!

;___; you ate my cake?

We should send you back to Candlejack on this special occassion...

Oh god no. :weep:

Happy birthday. I am sure you will live it up in proper celebration.

Thanks, Azar!

Happy birthday Jessycar Rock on and party hard. Love you!

Thank you lots my darling Reshycar! Love you back! xD