1) Best Member: Loony BoB
The prodigal failure returns, complete with Picture Thread and Movies Tournament.

2) Best Male: Loony BoB
yeah yeah shut up and die already. Everybody hates BoB, but the people that do hate him don't vote tactically.

3) Best Female: Rye
This Ciddie is too hard to predict for. I hate it. Officially.

4) Best Administrator: Leeza
Leeza more like canupleaseher amiritefolks.

5) Best Cid's Knight: Levian
Think of a LOL LEVIAN IS SHORT joke.

6) Best Site Staff: Renmiri
Renmiri is everybody's mom. She is the new mom. Renmiri is mom. What does that have to do with Site Staff? What does ANYTHING have to do with Site Staff?

7) Best Recognized Member / Former Staff - DK
Man with a temper. You do anything, man get pissed off. You steal his shotgun/spartan laser he get pissed off. Throw grenade in general direction he get pissed off. Man get you man teabag you. What the hell is wrong with him.

8) Best Veteran: edczxcvbnm
dunno. Just guessing.

9) Best Regular: Bunny
demondude and Sagensyg said it would be him so if they live, I live. If they die, I die.

10) Best Newbie: demondude55
Devil Man strikes again.

11) Nicest Member: Xander
Xander always wins Ciddies, despite being insanely inactive. Nobody knows how she does this. She just does.

12) Evilest Member: ShlupQuack
Bitch be rapin' your profile.

13) Sexiest Male: Levian
Hah hahahaHAHAHAHAhHaHAHHaHAAahahahahHAhaHAHAHahahahaha.

14) Sexiest Female: Lekana
Picture thread is a battle between Rye and Lekana to see who can get the most "You're so pretty I want to touch your hair" comments. Rye just turned on her fans, calling them creeps, whereas Lekana has kept up the titties.

15) Cutest Male: Rengori
He has a thing on his head. It can see you, it can touch you.

16) Cutest Female: 41-Inches-Wide
She's asian and you're all japanophiles. It's destined.

17) Best Custom Rank: edczxcvbnm
I demand an assist for this.

18) Best Avatar: ShlupQuack
If had to list EoFF's three favourite things, I would say pirates, boys and kissing. Look what we got here.

19) Best Signature: blackmage_nuke
Rye and MILF have the same god damned sig. What the smurf, people?

20) Best Artist: KoShiatar
Wercenary. It's like half werewolf, half mercenary. I liked that name better.

21) Best Graphic Designer: Omecle
this'll be good.

22) Best Writer: Behold the Void
The cakiest walk you ever did see.

23) Best Poet: I Don't Need A Name
Britain's best kept secret. His name is Andy. Poetically Pathetic presses hard, but his name change will not happen until January. Leeza has cost him this Ciddie.

24) Best Poster: Bunny
He's a jerk. We like jerks. I mean I like jerks. Don't you?

25) Best Spammer: Jojee
Her pot threads were dumb and I hate you all for liking them. I especially hate Jojo. I mean, Jojee? No. Jus...I mean what NO. Jojo. I don't care if people think you're a 12 year old pop star. You're Jojo. Oh and forget this stupid "Monkey" or "Moonlight Racoon" bull while you're at it.

26) Best Chatter: Cookie
Cookie, the EoFF forums are with you. Yeah #eoff how do you like us now.

27) Best Usernoter - Cz
Come back you big Arsenal supporting ponce.

28) Funniest Member: LunarWeaver
I hate everybody who got nominated for this award other than Lunar. He won't win it (sorry pal) but damnit I am full of spite.

29) Weirdest Member: TyphoonThaReapa
Nutter. Absolute nutter.

30) Horniest Member: Misfit
Lekana vs Misfit = #eoff smurfs things up for the rest of us, as per usual. Sod off you bastard chatroom.

31) Most Bitter Member: Jon Thompson
There's always some sort of surprise. I will bank on it being this.

32) Most Underrated Member: Crossblades
vs oddler. Gaming forums beat user notes today.

33) Most Improved Member: Cookie
Unrelated commentary.

34) Most Egotistical Member: I'm my own MILF
Ever since he pulled tiny tina he's been on a rampage. We're not impressed; Rye is easy.

35) Most Missed Member: Owen Macwere
The reaction to his death was surprising. He touched a lot of people here.

36) Most Hardcore Gamer: Necronopticous
Go on then.

37) Most Helpful Gamer: Renmiri
I kind of wanted to predict BG-57 because his name reminds me of a band's name that sung this song that was on some NG flash version of DDR. Weow, weow weow wuh weow. Wuh wuh wuh weow. Weow weow wuh weow weow weow weow weow. She clings to me like cellophane CHUG fake plastic submarine CHUG slowly driving me insane but now that's over.

38) Most Helpful Techy: o_O
So what if the sex was great CHUG just another thing I grew to hate CHUG just a temporary escape but now that's over (now that's over)

39) Most Helpful Member: Leeza
Whhhhhy? Why do you always kick me when I'm hiiiiiiiiiigh knock me down 'til we see eye to eye. She may not be Miss Right but she'll do right now. God I hate the helpful ciddies.

40) Cutest Couple: ~*~Celes~*~ & Shadow Bahamut

~*~Celes~*~ & Shadow Bahamut
Del Murder & Miriel
edczxcvbnm & Jojee

The first three alphabetically will be the top three. Now. Now then. Hmm. Winner. God. I don't know. smurf. OK nobody likes Del and Miriel because they "ruined" mafia and taunt us about food. I want to say Kari and Alan, I do. I voted for them. But they've maintained a lesser profile this past six months so...sorry guys. NO. NO. I will stick with them. Loyal Psychotic. He is foolish but he does not care. He stands by his pals until the very end. I may lose, but I lose for Kari and Alan!


Most Likely To…

41) Become a Cid's Knight: I'm my own MILF
Won that gay contest. Will never be a real CK because we all hate him. In the Staff Forums, Tuesdays have become HATE MILF day. Sort of like Business Casual Thursdays, but with less branded polo shirts and more making fun of him for being a general failure.

42) Get Banned: Vincent, Thunder God
He likes the staff you know. He likes them, likes them.

43) Run a brothel: Big D
If you voted for something that isn't this, I hope you choke. It's glorious.

44) Work in the brothel: Rye
Definition of whore? Rye.

45) Win a Ciddie for the very first time: 41-Inches-Wide
:3? Honestly. HONESTLY. :3? What...what is that? I...no don't even answer.

46) Save the world using only a milk carton and a rubber band: theundeadhero.
Him or Super Delete.

47) Spend hours looking for the 'any' key: Bert
He's a silly boy.

48) Be Timon: Jessweeee♪
Is Timon hyperactive? I dunno, it's been 12 years or so since I last saw the Lion King. Want to know why? I'm an adult and I'm not a furry. You sad acts.

49) Be Pumbaa: rubah
It would be funny.

50) Get Together: 41-Inches-Wide & Jojee
azn invazn blah blahity blah bloo bingblah. Man I'm gonna start me a caucazns are kewl trend. It'll be just like White History Month!

see guys now you can idolise me like you idolise Christmas, Yamaneko and Bunny and so on and so forth. Being mean is HIP.