Save the world using only a milk carton and a rubber band

[Jessweeee♪]

hmm...

Fist I would shoot the rubber band at the bad guy's face to distract him, then I'd poor the milk on the BLOW UP THE WORLD button to make it not work!

[Spammerman]

why are like the 5 posts about middle east?

And EVERYONE KNOWS the right answer is obviously, alchemy.

[leader of mortals]

hmm...

Fist I would shoot the rubber band at the bad guy's face to distract him, then I'd poor the milk on the BLOW UP THE WORLD button to make it not work!

well there always is a "blow up the world" button

[Fatal Impurity]

add sharp razors to it, then ping it into george bush's eye
ergo - no more wars, and no more prat as a leader

always that bush-bashing.. i wonder.. if 9/11 happened and they did nothing.. how safe would you have feeled?

anyways.. i would trade them for a rubber and a pencil, and would make a bomb out of that(instructions are on mcgyver, or something like that) .. it worked for them

quite safe! i live in england

That made me laugh

I would give the milk to Ozzy Osbourne as a bribe and he would use his infinate wisdom as the prince of darkness to save the world!

Oh wait prince of darkness...

Ooops wrong guy!

[fire_of_avalon]

... I have no idea why I thought this was rubah. I am sorry. ;_;

[Evastio]

I'd enlarge the rubber band and milk carton, tie them together, and capture all the excess carbon dioxide in the earth's atmosphere and return the ozone layer to its former glory.

I'm suprised no one nominated me for that. I'm one of the only few members that comes up with threads about random objects from anvils to drills.

[SammieBabe]

Use the rubberband and milk to entice Baloki into sexual games.

[Baloki]

Use the rubberband and milk to entice Baloki into sexual games.

(:

[Vincent, Thunder God]

why are like the 5 posts about middle east?

Because people still sadly think that all the world's ills stem from there and that all Middle Eastern people are evil, which couldn't be any more wrong.

[leader of mortals]

well I guess I would also snap the contraption in front of bush too(and cheny)

[Captain Maxx Power]

Well it would depend on the threat but this how it would go about give or take;

I would be sat around maybe eating some cereal and contemplating how to sort out all the world's problems since I'm such a brilliant guy, when the news would flash up with images of the imminent danger. Already to my feet to deal with this force, I would only have time to rush out of the flat and pick up the trash (may as well deal with two jobs at once right? Efficiency people!). Upon facing the threat in question I would only have myself and the trash bag, which happened to contain a milk carton and rubber band.

Now I can't account for every possible threat to the world, but let's go with a gigantic cybernetic monster. I would most likely rush up to the offending creature's leg, using the rubber band as a minor leverage and my mighty arms to scale the side of it. It tries to shake me off I simply hold on and don't fall off, unlike some weaker people. Anyways, upon reaching the bottom part of the torso, effectively the "ass" of the cybernetic monster, I would prise open the chassis with my bare hands. Then I would clamber inside, and this is just theorizing here, but I'm pretty sure there'll be Ninjas. Lots of them, all cybernetically enhanced. So I would use the milk carton by throwing it into their optical dectectors (that's cyborg talk for eyes by the way) to confuse them, then use the rubber band to quickly reprogram their CPU's by adjusting the Ninja cogs (cyborg Ninjas run on clockworks ysee) and get them to not only attack each other but also the walls of the cybernetic creature. Getting to the core, I would then break the Dilithium crystals with my fist, before saying "You're formatted" and launching the carton and band into the energy core to cause an almighty explosion. This would throw me to the ground, but I would survive the fall and create a neat little crater to boot. Everyone would gather round to thank me, I would accept their praise, before punting the smaller children out of my way so I could get back to figuring out how to solve global warming, war and poverty.

And that's why they call me Captain Maxx Power.

[Loony BoB]

Woah, woah, woah. Who mentioned a paperclip? That's not using just a milk carton and a rubber band. False advertising.

[Fonzie]

I'd go grab Macgyver, and we'd make a time machine out of the rubberband and the milkcarton, thus preventing this thread from ever being created.

[Levian]

Recycle the milk carton
Because by recycling we can all save the world

Then use the rubber band to make shapes on my fingers.

Why wasn't this guy nominated? xD

Because he's underrated! which is why he's nominated for most underrated.

[Jessweeee♪]

I'd go grab Macgyver, and we'd make a time machine out of the rubberband and the milkcarton, thus preventing this thread from ever being created.

You're not allowed to use him! Just the milk carton and the rubber band ; ;