At level 18 I got tired of fighting for the 50000 gold needed to I went to the Waterfall. River monsters were stronger on the way but not strong enough. On the inside WzMummies and Mummies were nothing to be scared of. Nitemares were much of the same. I'm not even sure what Snorting does. It's always turned out inneffective. I got a first stike on a MudGol so that was easy. Guarding the door to the treasure room was a WzMummy, a Perilisk, and seven Mummies. One of the BB took all the hits and came close to dying, but didn't. The Ribbon went to my WW and then I got the Cube from the robot who fell from the sky. The four WZMummies and five Mummies guarding the door on the way out went much smoother. I had to start using Heal potions on the way out. There was a fight with three MudGols that I got first strike on and my BB were taking each out with one hit. When I got outside I sold all the stuff, bought Heal potions, and saved at the inn at Coneria. Then I flew to the Caravan. It was there that I bought the Bottle of fairy juice. When I opened it a fairy jumped out and flew away. I chased it to Gaia. At the spring there the fairy gave me Oxyale. Oxyale is oxygen you can breath underwater! With this amazing new thing I took off for the Underwater Temple. Sailing the river on the way there I once again leveled up.

At level 19 it was time to take on the top floor of the Underwater Temple. I hit up the inn then got on the floaty barrel thingy. Once I got there I moved the Zeus Gauntlet into my WW inventory. I would need her doing damage far more than using the Heal Staff. I ignored the first floor treasures and headed up the stairs. A Shark and two GrSharks attacked me. Sharks are old and nothing to sweat about. The GrSharks went down with two BB and a Lit2 from the gauntlet. R.Sahags went down from the gauntlet and WzSahags didn't last much longer afterwords. This place is awesome for useful items. Once finding the Light Axe and Mage Staff they went into my WW inventory. It was now filled up! Water Elementals around treasure chests didn't do much damage but they took three BB to kill. Much to my surprise SeaSnakes didn't hurt at all. The Light Axe made ghosts easier, but fighting them always sucks because of the massive damage they can do. In very short time I made it to the top floor.



That is because you are not wearing a shirt.
Mermaid porn

I like this floor. My WW got the Opal Bracelet, then I found the Slab! A slab of what, beef? Whatever it is Dr Unne can use it to learn long lost languages so off I went to have a talk with him. It was a good time to get the treasures on the first floor because my party was in much better shape than expected. Before reaching the door they also made level 20.

At level 20 the first thing I did was talk to Dr Unne. From this mystery Slab he learned the ancient language of the Lefeinish and then taught it to us in an instant because we are smart. Smart enough to go to the inn at Coneria after that. Then we sold all that extra stuff we were carrying around and left for Lefein. It was a long walk full of scary R.Anklo monsters. Monsters that I ran from because they aren't worth killing. The FrWolves died instantly from the Mage Staff. Giants were a joke by now and the Tyros didn't put up much of a fight. After I got there they gave me a Chime. Through the little passageway to the hidden magic shop I bought Life2 for the WW. She couldn't use it yet, but I didn't want to come back. They eat funny food. Gaia was my next stop to buy the Wall spell. As far as I can remember I've never used this spell but I always buy it. Meh, oh well. Then I talked to this broom



Why, yes I do

Heal3 needed to be bought at Onrac so that's where I went, and then I bought it. Now, the Mirage Tower calls and I am ready for it. Almost ready, I went to the inn first. Once in the Mirage Tower there was a Badman inside.



I'm a bad, bad, bad, bad man!

Several of them. They hurt a lot but didn't turn out to be so bad after all when two BB attacking could kill them. My old friends the Vampires were also here. Still wussies! Treasure on the first floor contained nothing useful except a Heal Helm which went to my third BB in line. Floor two had Chimeras who could do a decent amount of damage with Cremate but with two healing items I really didn't care. Guards couldn't do anything using a Heal Staff couldn't fix but took three BB to kill. Before I reached the treasures I made it to level 21. Now we were getting somewhere!

At level 21 I was almost to the treasures on the second floor of the Mirage Tower. A Cerberus would fall over dead with one BB, while Scorch didn't do over 20. Once I got to the treasures my WW equiped the Thor Hammer, which is exactly what I come here to get before going to the lower levels of the Underwater Temple. With that in hand, I left. A stop by Coneria to stay at the inn and sell my newly aquired stuff and I was ready to go. My WW had her Thor's hammer for Lit2, Heal Staff for Heal, and Light Axe for Harm2, while one BB had the Mage Staff for Fire2, one had the Zeus Gauntlet for Lit2, and one had the Heal Helm for Heal. I don't smurf around in this place. When I got inside I headed down the stairs. Everything we came across we did 300 damage to, with the exception of Ghosts which I was well prepared for. When I picked up the second Light Axe I gave it to the BB who had the Zeus Gauntlet. The Ribbon added 3 defense while only taking away 1 evade, plus other advantages, so the first BB in line took it. Down here I hit level 22.

At level 22 I was in the bottom of the Underwater Temple and soon at Kraken. I wanted to say I didn't use any Heal potions to get here so I used all my WW spells but her two Cure4s and started the fight with nobody except Jake at full HP. The first turn Kraken got in a good hit on my WW, then it didn't stand a chance. On the second turn she (I always assume Krakens a girl and you can't really prove it's not) fell to my fists of fury.



So long, sucka!

Two Orbs had now been revived!