I didn't invent AOL chatrooms. But I was there when they first began. And like a heroic figure of internet courage I said "Thou shalt have no other chat room hero than me for I have gifted you with ASL." and the chatters wept in happiness and jumped for joy. " A true hero of the internet chat atlast!" they all cried in teary-eyed wonder. That's the story and that is what you shall tell your children so they can tell their children and so on and so forth.