As I've stated in a similar thread, I want to be Rikku so I can look at myself naked.
You laugh but you're all thinking the same thing and you know it.
I did laugh!
I'd like to be a non-descript guardian, I think. Someone with stuff to do but nothing incredibly limited to a role. Or perhaps Issaru, so I could fight Yuna in a Summon Battle, only I'd win.
Not my words Carol, the words of Top Gear magazine.