The first few sentence of your post made no sense. I understand that you were probably doing your best to be witty, and I really hate to be the bearer of bad news*, but sadly, you have failed. Try again later**

I do not enjoy baby food because it smells as disgusting as it looks. I only eat things that look and smell appetizing.

* - Lie. This is how I get my jollies off. Mmm.
** - Or never again.