I also want to kiss Rye because she posts enticing pictures of herself on the internet that are obviously posted only with the sole purpose of getting me all hot and bothered and I don't do anything online except look at them and think about her and I have spent lots of time kissing my monitor in the same place her lips are on the screen and now I want to try it for real to see if the magic would feel even better for real than it does every time in my mind