The Mistletoe Thread

[Aerith's Knight]

*swallows mistletoe*

uh oh..

why dont we make a big mistletoe and we can all stand under it at the same time and let the people find the people

you are now my hero and I bow to your feet(and if I am the leader of mortals, you are now the leader of the leader of mortals... mortals are your double bitch in other words)

As my first say as Leader of leaders of double bitch mortals.. i say that you are a badger..

second.. i say we genetically engineer this big mistletoe.. it will bring world peace(we'll feed it to terrorists)..

and as third.. i say we must all rattle fences at least once a day

*rattles fence*