Mommy, where is Santa?

**edczxcvbnm** · 12-03-2007, 08:28 PM

<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071203/od_afp/swedenchristmaskyrgyzstansantaoffbeat;_ylt=AiQ28L4t6Wl6sgj1QU59d1Ks0NUE">
"He has 34 microseconds at each stop" to slide down the chimney, drop off the presents, nibble on his cookies and milk and hop back on his sleigh, Larsson said.

Santa's reindeer must travel at a speed of 5,800 kilometers (3,604 miles) per second to make the trip on time.

Another report circulating on the Internet suggested however that Santa's sleigh, weighed down with presents and travelling at supersonic speed, would encounter such massive air resistance that the entire contraption would burst into flames and be vaporised within 4.26 thousandths of a second.</a>

So I guess Santa burst into flames and died?

**Rye** · 12-03-2007, 08:29 PM

SANTA DIED?! :kaocry2:

**Jess** · 12-03-2007, 08:31 PM

Thanks for ruining my Christmas, ed. :weep:

**Aerith's Knight** · 12-03-2007, 08:39 PM

this was made up decades ago

**Faris** · 12-03-2007, 08:51 PM

Science destroyed Santa.

**Madame Adequate** · 12-03-2007, 08:54 PM

Originally Posted by Faris

Science destroyed Santa.

Another Glorious Victory.

**Aerith's Knight** · 12-03-2007, 09:01 PM

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Originally Posted by Faris

Science destroyed Santa.

Another Glorious Victory.

BOOYAKA SHENG!!

**Marshall Banana** · 12-03-2007, 09:04 PM

I found red and white fuzz on the carpet close to my Christmas tree when I was nine years old. Santa is fine.

**scrumpleberry** · 12-03-2007, 09:20 PM

Originally Posted by edczxcvbnm

<a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071203/od_afp/swedenchristmaskyrgyzstansantaoffbeat;_ylt=AiQ28L4t6Wl6sgj1QU59d1Ks0NUE">
"He has 34 microseconds at each stop" to slide down the chimney, drop off the presents, nibble on his cookies and milk and hop back on his sleigh, Larsson said.

Santa's reindeer must travel at a speed of 5,800 kilometers (3,604 miles) per second to make the trip on time.

Another report circulating on the Internet suggested however that Santa's sleigh, weighed down with presents and travelling at supersonic speed, would encounter such massive air resistance that the entire contraption would burst into flames and be vaporised within 4.26 thousandths of a second.</a>

So I guess Santa burst into flames and died?

Of course not. He has the most powerful coolant in his engine known to man

OOC: Don't take me too seriously, I don't know jack squat about cars and I'm relatively rubbish at physics.