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    In this thread name as many food weapon hybrids you can think of.

    Pineapple Mace
    Tomato Launcher
    Bacon Whip
    Carrot Blade
    Cheese Grenade
    Noodle Lance
    Sunflower Seed Shooter
    Cabbage Cannon
    Broccoli Bomb

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    POTATO GUN!

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    whipped cream


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    Quote Originally Posted by Miriel View Post
    POTATO GUN!
    My cousin use to shoot me with those when I was a kid.

    Sore as feck.

    Food as a weapon? I'd rather eat it.
    I'm a big fan of the Mars Bar Diet; You don't eat the Mars bar, you stick it up your arse and let a rottweiler chase you home.

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    *Shoots Jimsour with Bad Milk Thrower*

    Its like a flame thrower, but shoots milk tahts gone bad instead. Not only is it a weapon, but now you have a use for your bad milk.

    EAT THAT JIMSOUR!

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    Sword Fish
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    I guess not
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    Should we do viable weapons or just jam together random food items with random weapons?
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    Banana bomb!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Maxx Power View Post
    Should we do viable weapons or just jam together random food items with random weapons?
    I cant tell if this is a pun or not but if it is i find it rather humourous
    Kefka's coming, look intimidating!
    Have a nice day!!

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    Extremely stale french bread stick things.
    Bow before the mighty Javoo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Loony BoB View Post
    Extremely stale french bread stick things.
    I like the way you think. I was going to suggest a sharpened, stale baguette myself.

    From Worms, I'd have to suggest a banana bombs because they're rather excellent.
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    Put some gunpowder in a pineapple. BOOM pineapple shrapnel!

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    Sheep Launcher


    there was a picture here

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    I once had wasabi chips. They don't need to be renamed or anything to be considered 'weapons'. Just give them to unsuspecting victims without telling them what they are, then watch them turn to fire-breathing dragons.

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