I have these fists

[CimminyCricket]

I'm way too much of a pussy to fight. I would curl into a ball and cry until they left me alone.

I believe it :cD

[Ouch!]

I've only been in a handful of fights. The last one was just over four years ago. One guy on my soccer team was being an immense ass to everyone, so I tossed a soccer ball at his face. Scuffling ensued. He found it extremely hard to hit me as I held him at a safe distance with my extremely lanky arms and then knocked him flat on his butt.

I was a very angry individual at the time and tended to react in unnecessary and often extreme ways.

[Zeldy]

I've never been in a fist fight, Id like to. Im sick of girl fights when they just pull each others hair and fling their bags at each other, If Im having a fight with a girl, I want to punch her right in the face!

[escobert]

I've seen some crazy girl fights, girls gettin pushed down stairs and head smaches of the ground. it was lolish

[Hambone]

Last weekend. It was my first fight in 3 years. It wasn't a real spontaneous fight though. My friends and I came up with a mortal kombat typee championship. No hits below the waist were allowed (for obvious reasons.) We just fist fought. I beat the piss out of one kid that my friend was forced to invite. It went like this:

"1, 2, 3...Go!"

We circled each other. He pushed, I blocked and pushed. Next, he tried to get me in a headlock. I just stood there stiffly and looked at him as he tried to force my head into his arms. I then grabbed his arm, placed it behind his back, and pushed him down. End of Fight.

He said afterward "I didn't know we could punch. Pfft. If I had known, I would have won." I retaliated with "You're an idiot. We all agreed that it was a fist fight, implying that we use our FISTS. You could have punched all you wanted to, dumbass."

[Shlup]

I've never been in a fight.

[Yamaneko]

Maybe not since middle school.

[Quindiana Jones]

Last weekend. It was my first fight in 3 years. It wasn't a real spontaneous fight though. My friends and I came up with a mortal kombat typee championship. No hits below the waist were allowed (for obvious reasons.) We just fist fought. I beat the piss out of one kid that my friend was forced to invite. It went like this:

"1, 2, 3...Go!"

We circled each other. He pushed, I blocked and pushed. Next, he tried to get me in a headlock. I just stood there stiffly and looked at him as he tried to force my head into his arms. I then grabbed his arm, placed it behind his back, and pushed him down. End of Fight.

He said afterward "I didn't know we could punch. Pfft. If I had known, I would have won." I retaliated with "You're an idiot. We all agreed that it was a fist fight, implying that we use our FISTS. You could have punched all you wanted too, dumbass."

You are awesome.

[Hambone]

Last weekend. It was my first fight in 3 years. It wasn't a real spontaneous fight though. My friends and I came up with a mortal kombat typee championship. No hits below the waist were allowed (for obvious reasons.) We just fist fought. I beat the piss out of one kid that my friend was forced to invite. It went like this:

"1, 2, 3...Go!"

We circled each other. He pushed, I blocked and pushed. Next, he tried to get me in a headlock. I just stood there stiffly and looked at him as he tried to force my head into his arms. I then grabbed his arm, placed it behind his back, and pushed him down. End of Fight.

He said afterward "I didn't know we could punch. Pfft. If I had known, I would have won." I retaliated with "You're an idiot. We all agreed that it was a fist fight, implying that we use our FISTS. You could have punched all you wanted to, dumbass."

You are awesome.

I surprised myself. It WAS awesome!

[Quindiana Jones]

I think anyone who loses a fight (or is wrong in any way) should just admit it. Just say "Good job. But I'll get you next time!" and live with it. If I was dictator of the world, I'd make anyone saying something like "Oh I didn't know blah blah. If I did, I'd've won" get their ass handed to them again. It's pathetic. You should've punched him in the face till he cried.

Not that I'm hateful or anything.

[smittenkitten]

By an Eleven year old Eleven years ago. I don't remember it but apparently my sister beat the carp out of her.

[drotato]

Like... a month ago? D:

[Proxy]

Never actually...People usually avoid all temptation to engage in fisticuffs with me...for some reason...I'm not intimidating at all.
I wanna fight though.

[Hambone]

It's exhilarating!