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    Default I have no pants

    I just woke up this morning and they were all gone. Please advise.

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    Fashion yourself a new pair.
    I advise using bees wax and chewing gum.

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    I fail to see what the problem is.
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    Haha. I got drunk once and woke up in my bed without pants. I hadn't the foggiest where they'd got off to.

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    shame about your wallet though


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    Quote Originally Posted by boris no no View Post
    Fashion yourself a new pair.
    I advise using bees wax and chewing gum.
    My pants are already too sticky..

    wait what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight View Post
    shame about your wallet though
    My wallet's still fine. I don't keep things in my pockets overnight, because I had exactly this concern.

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    Put your keyboard on your head.


    there was a picture here

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    I really needed to know these things.

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    I took them.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    Put your keyboard on your head.
    Done. How does this help find my pants?

    Quote Originally Posted by Rye View Post
    I took them.
    This does not surprise me. Can I have them back? xD

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    In soviet Russia, pants wear you.

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    Pics plz.

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    Quote Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Old Manus View Post
    Put your keyboard on your head.
    Done. How does this help find my pants?
    Who said anything about finding pants


    there was a picture here

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    Wear a skirt.

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