I have no pants

**Madame Adequate** · 12-09-2007, 01:31 PM

I just woke up this morning and they were all gone. Please advise.

**boris no no** · 12-09-2007, 01:33 PM

Fashion yourself a new pair.
I advise using bees wax and chewing gum.

Cz · 12-09-2007, 01:41 PM

I fail to see what the problem is.

**Quindiana Jones** · 12-09-2007, 01:41 PM

Haha. I got drunk once and woke up in my bed without pants. I hadn't the foggiest where they'd got off to.

**Aerith's Knight** · 12-09-2007, 01:44 PM

shame about your wallet though

**Araciel** · 12-09-2007, 01:49 PM

Originally Posted by boris no no

Fashion yourself a new pair.
I advise using bees wax and chewing gum.

My pants are already too sticky..

wait what?

**Madame Adequate** · 12-09-2007, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by Aerith's Knight

shame about your wallet though

My wallet's still fine. I don't keep things in my pockets overnight, because I had exactly this concern.

**Old Manus** · 12-09-2007, 02:30 PM

Put your keyboard on your head.

**smittenkitten** · 12-09-2007, 02:42 PM

I really needed to know these things.

**Rye** · 12-09-2007, 02:53 PM

I took them.

**Madame Adequate** · 12-09-2007, 04:39 PM

Originally Posted by Old Manus

Put your keyboard on your head.

Done. How does this help find my pants?

Originally Posted by Rye

I took them.

This does not surprise me. Can I have them back? xD

**Raebus** · 12-09-2007, 04:42 PM

In soviet Russia, pants wear you.

**demondude** · 12-09-2007, 05:05 PM

Pics plz.

**Old Manus** · 12-09-2007, 05:11 PM

Originally Posted by I'm my own MILF

Originally Posted by Old Manus

Put your keyboard on your head.

Done. How does this help find my pants?

Who said anything about finding pants

**KoShiatar** · 12-09-2007, 05:12 PM

Wear a skirt.

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