We had to do a Titanic project in year eight at school. As it was rated 15, our teacher didn't want us to see the sex scene. So what he did was he turned off the video, walked out the classroom, breathed on the window of the door to steam it up, smacked the window with his hand and slid it down. Oh dear. Not miming, but relevant.

I'd like to see you mime the Treaty of Versailles.