I believe all men are created Equal.

Women, however, are all created equal as well. Just not to the men.

The Kitchen was invented for a reason, and its not because men like to cook.

It's because I man invented it so we had a place to toss you women so it would be useful!

Though no, that wasn't good enough for you. You spent your time demanding equal rights and equal pay, all while neglecting the purpose we men gave you!

You women don't appriciate what we have done for you.

Why do you think I became a women hunter in the first place?