Hello, I'm Loony BoB I'm mighty chuffed to be myself here. By the way that's BoB, not Bob, Boob, Bawb, or what you kids say these days. Now send me your hair, send it to me! I collect hair! Hair, hair, send it to me, hair of all types or I'll show you my angry face. I'm not dodgy at all, not at all.

I love you, Danielle wookums