<a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-archive/4316-ff7-general-trivia.html#post73182">This</a> is the oldest post of mine that is not deleted. A very boring post from the FFVII Trivia thread.

Here are the first non-trivia posts from the 2001 Forum Elections:
Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder View Post
If this were Star Wars then the Newbie party would be the Jedi and the Goatsecs would be the Sith and the Phucking party would be those random alliance guys in the x-wings (because they aalways die). Then there's Chaos's party, I guess they're Ewoks, and then the International party and they're...Wookies or something.

Anyway, the Sith has that cool throat pinch but only Jedis can use the blue lightsaber. I like blue. Plus I don't post here enough to not be a Newbie.

*signs up as a Newbie*

I'll take the FFVIII forum I guess. My pledge: put a stop to those damn Rinoa is Ultimecia threads!
Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder View Post
Crap, is this the party that promotes love and tolerance and all that b.s.? I may have made the wrong choice.

Oh well, I guess I'll be the black sheep of the bunch. I don't know what the hell I'm doing anyway.

EDIT: Hey maybe I can be the enforcer that does all the dirty work behind the scenes. Like a Luca Brasi. That'll work. It's for the right cause.
Quote Originally Posted by Del Murder View Post
As the <b>Unofficial Secret Illegal Enforcer Who Gets Results By Throwing The Rules Out The Window But Does It For The Purposes Of Good</b> for the Newbie party I would have to ask you to stop making fun of them...er us. Or I will send my mob goons after you.