I liked my idea of a baby Cheese Weapon better.It makes good commentary on a discovery channel documentary.
"And here, you see one of Mother Nature's most peculiar creatures: the Cheese Weapon. This rare beast can only be found in the most extreme and desolated of environment. The Cheese Weapon is a solitary creature, but mothers are known to be very protective of their cubs. Watch how this Cheese Weapon mother is showing her baby how to hunt random main characters led by a spikey-haired moron. The following images are not for the faint of heart!"