This thread is a combination of amusing and weird

Psychokitty: Unlock Psychokitty by defeating the the 12 ghosts x times where x is the number of ciddies you have. If you have ten or less ciddies, you will have to fight Psychokitty in less than 2 minutes or she'll be unlockable forever.

scrumpleberry: Unlock scrumpleberry by cornering Jack Frost and Jack the Reaper in the abandoned hospital. Take the Frost's snowy breath to hold the Reaper's scythe. Use the scythe to break the invisible wall behind the hospital. scrumpleberry will come aout and throw 1,000,000 needles at you. If you are unable to dodge or collect 10% of the needles she'll be unlockable forever.

I know it sounds uber silly. I'm bad at this.