I could be at Disneyland partying it up (surprisingly, Disneyland has a New Year's party overflowing with booze and go-go dancers. Strange, huh?) but I'm gonna be at Church!

At least there will be good food.

Plus, we just got a new dog like a few hours ago, and right now she's shriveled up in a corner growling every time we come near and crying and shaking. This is why puppies are so great, they love you instantly. But older dogs... it's so tiresome getting them to trust and love you.